you will when you... believe

“Believe…
In yourself
In love
In trust
In magic
in angels
in happy endings
In God
in promises
in miracles
In people
In fairy tales
In following your heart
In peace
in happiness
in never giving up
In following your passions and making your dreams come true
In always having fun
In helping people
in making the world a better place
In changing for the better”

Southern Women

so I've touched upon Southern men, country boys, redneck guys and white-trash males.  but neglected the the pinnacle of all things sacred to Southern living.... Southern WOMEN!!!

 

• we can change a tire without breaking a nail


• have more class in our little finger than most broads up North will have in their whole life


• produce tears without blinking


• flash a little cleavage while still being classy.  or get our way ;)


• out-strategize a man's next 2 moves


• scheme so well as to be a testament to our mommas and grandmamas' legacy


• let the man believe he's in control. or even better - that he thought that great idea up by himself


• birth children .... and whup them as needed


• cook venison (may have shot the damn deer ourselves!)


• make the best sweet tea you've ever tasted (warning: may induce diabetic shock)


• worm our way into many a man's heart


• be the sweetest thang you've ever set eyes on


• pretend oblivious to get what we really want....


• love our men with our whole hearts and souls (Tammy Wynette said it best - "Stand by Your Man!")

and to leave you with just a few of my favorite quotes about myself and other Southern ladies...